Nikola: Update #5 - Funny Story

So there was this drunk guy..

Doctor: "Niko, Can you figure out what meds this guy is taking? He won't talk to any of us."

So I go into the room with my little clip board and a piece of paper...

Niko: "Hi, my name is Niko and I'm the pharmacy technician. I just needed to get a current list of medications that you're taking at home."

Drunk Guy: "Well, I'm a lost little reindeer... and I don't think I'm going to make it."

Niko: "Make it where? Where are you going?"

Drunk Guy: "To deliver the presents."

Niko: "Too late for that, the sleigh has already left. You need to concentrate on getting better! So do you know your meds or not?"

Drunk Guy: "No, but I'll know them if you tell them to me! They are two blood pressure medications."

Niko: "Okay. What pharmacy do you use?"

Drunk Guy: "Rainbow"

Niko: "Rainbow? I've never heard of the Rainbow Pharmacy. Where is that exactly."

(Drunk Guy give an intersection)

Niko: "Rainbow? I think you might mean Riverbend"

Drunk Guy: "Yeah, that's what I mean... but I think it should be called Rainbow instead. That's more fun!"

Niko: "Okay, well I think they are closed right now, but I'm going to go call them and I'll figure this out for you. I'll be back in a few minutes."

Drunk Guy: "Oh yes... Please come back.. Pretty please with sugar on top!"

Niko runs off to call the pharmacy. Closed. He then looks to see if there are any records within the computer. Nothing since 2007. Amlodipine and Metoprolol - two blood pressure medications. It was worth a shot.

Niko: "Alright, so I called the pharmacy and they are closed for Christmas Eve. However, I did find two medications within the computer records that I would like to ask you about."

Drunk Guy: "Listen. I don't know how many horses or donkeys it's going to take to drag me out of here!"

Niko: "Wait. Why are you worrying about being dragged out of here?! I thought you were a reindeer and reindeer can fly!"

Drunk Guy: Pause. (Confused look on face) "Well, I can only fly with the help of my father!"

Niko: "And who is that? Santa?"

Drunk Guy: "HOW DID YOU KNOW!?"

Niko: "Because I did my research, now about these medications, we've got Metoprolol and Amlodipine."

Drunk Guy: "YEAH! I know those are it because I can't pronounce them... WAIT! HOW DID YOU KNOW? Can you read my miiinnnddd?"

Niko: "No, sir, I'm just smart."

Drunk Guy: "Listen. Don't call me, sir because that will make me seem young!... And since you're so smart, can you help me figure out how to use this phone?"

Niko: "Well, sure, would you like me to dial for you"

Niko dials the number and hands the man the phone. The man puts the snatches the phone and holds it up to his ear upside down.

Drunk Guy: "(At the top of his lungs) HELLO? HELLO? I don't think I'm going to make it!!!"

Niko: "Listen buddy, you have the phone upside down and I think its still ringing. Nobody has picked up yet."

Drunk Guy: (Crooked smile on his face) "Oopsie. I tooted. He he."